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Manicdotes.

Okay...soo..im really bored...and on my msn, there is this thing that you can add as a contact and it like talks to you...and so I am doing some manicdotes. and these are my results. xD

Last year, my family got together for a picnic in the park. We all came with ants, and blankets to rub on. My cousin Sam was there, eating directly out of the hard plastic containers with his dirty fingers as usual. My aunt Cindy said, "Sam, use your bed," but he didn't listen. However, my nephew Jeff's fast sex, which Jeff always long to family events, momentarily distracted Sam from his eating. Sam didn't notice that his dirty fingers were attracting three thousand seven hundred and twenty-eight million seven hundred and thirty-nine thousand and twelve blankets that were doing on his fingers! When Sam started licking his fingers again, he didn't even realize what he was eating until he looked down and screamed. Sam never ate with his fingers again after that.

One weekend, my father suggested that we go fishing. So we packed up the fishing rods and pillows and in no time we were ready to did. At the lake, we put everything into our hard canoe, though I almost forgot my long sex, which would have been a problem. We paddled out onto the lake and waited frequently, then something pulled on my rod. My father said, "I have a dirty feeling that this is going to be a big one!" I sucked very hard and reeled in a big one alright: a big old touch that must have weighed eight million seven hundred and sixty-five thousand four hundred and ninety pounds. This was the best thing we caught all day!

Joe and his long were doing to school when a sexy fast suddenly appeared in front of them. It ran up his leg and climbed into his pocket. The dirty creature poked its head out and looked around dumbly. The circles touched at the sight in amazement. Few had ever seen an apple juice trying to thrust in someone's pocket before.
[HHAA! THE END WORKS. Lmao]

As I was doing at the pillows, I wondered what life would be like on another world. Would people have wheels on their sexy apple juice to help them move about more strongly? Would each person have a bed to help them do their work? For a moment, I ended I could travel to a soft world like this to coming what life would be like. Then I realized that with two teenaged blankets, life here was confusing enough.
[Hhaa, the beginning is okay. Lol]

OKay..well...thats enough for today! lol/
Byebye.
-Love Sarah.<3


Posted on 11/01/2007 4:21 PM Visits: 465
xxharlequinxgirlxx: 11/01/2007 6:22 PM
......whoaaa. lmao haha its funny how you actually tried hard to make it dirty =P i like the third one lmao it was cooooool..haha plus it made me laugh the hardest. make more...that sorta make sense =P but make em jussssstt like these ones nice and dirty =P *buzzed cause its coool like that* SANTI
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